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I've been thinking and I've reached a few conclusions on the subject. Zombie Movies. There is so much wrong with them that it seems as if no one stops to think about a few things before they pop out another resident evil movie! And here is my stand point on it.

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1. Zombies ressurected from the grave due to some gas, or something of the like produced by the government in secret.

My come back: When the human body is buried, it is buried 6 feet under heavy soil/rock/etc. Now, i understand if it rained yes the gass could penetrate the soil and leek into the the grave but, when was the last time YOU rammed your way through a coffin and dug yourself out of 6 feet of dirt? Exactly, the moment that coffin was broken that soil would crush the zombie, I don't think it'd be going anywhere or digging it's self from teh grave. Even if it was freshly dug soil.


2. Zombies looking as if they'd died yesterday.

My come back: You know, outta every damn grave in a grave yard and FRESH zombie comes popping out, i'm sorry to inform you of this but THE HUMAN BODY DECOMPOSES! It doesn't stay nice neat and fresh in the damn soil. I can understand if they were buried just yesterday, but COME ON we KNOW those damn graves are old, and that no fresh, fleshy zombie is going to be popping outta it. It'd be a skeleton if anything.


3. Zombies need humans/brains.

My come back: They're DEAD they don't NEED anything. They don't need to eat, they don't need to breathe...so, how, may i ask, do they need BRAINS?! I can understand that waht ever gas infected them would give them a need to KILL, but not a need for brains. I'm not convinced that zombies need, or want brains. They're dead. Sorry.


4. Zombies know EXACTLY where you are.

My come back: ZOMBIES CAN'T SMELL! They're bodies have been dead probably several hours, they're normal functiosn are not, by all means fuctioning. They're nose hairs are probably dead from last of protein, mostiure to the roots. So they can't SMELL you, and it's rather odd that they know EXACTLY where all the humans are. I can understand if one ran in front of a zombie it would mindlessly persue it sure, it's pretty brainless. Still to know that a house is occupied or not, evne when there is no activity is pretty stupid. Since they cannot smell, probably can't hear, they're vision is probably barely working...So how in gods good name can they even tel if a human is even in a house at all...


5. Zombies are fairly fast.

My come back: They're DEAD, How the hell can they be running on rotting limbs? They're literally falling apart at the seams! They can't run, they can barely walk, So dare i ask, why can't half these people outrun them? It's like "omg, i just ran away and they all caught up to me, oh dear oh me oh my, what ever shall i do they are so very fast" come on, geez, you can out run the lot of them, even i coudl do that.


6. The gas/liquid that makes zombies affects the central nervous system, so they should be able to function properly right?

My come back: NO! Even if you Reactivate the central nervous system the SERIOUS lack of oxygen to the brain would definatly affect them, meaning they can see abit maybe, probably can't smell, or hear all that well due to decomposition, But they can send nervers to their limbs and they can move and walk, but it's like being practically without a brain. They're very mindless, meaning it's more like they're wondering around stupidly, and ramming into poles, falling down and rollinga round on the ground not sure how the hell it's suppose to get up, why is that? Becasue IT does not have the conciousness to think to it's self "push myself up on my feet and walk aroudn the pole" no it's more like "i'm on the ground, it's uncomfortable what do i do?" or something probably alot more simplistic than that. So no they really can't function all that properly.


That's all for now I think. Just some things I seriously had to point out. Zombie movies use to scare me but the more i analyzed it the more it came obvious about how zombies may actually work. THen i became less frightened of the. Of course these facts wouldn't make a very scary or entertaining zombie movie, but it'd be nice if people would put a bit more intelligent thought into movie making.
Since the "essay" section wasn't around so far as i could see. I put it here because it does involve zombies.
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